“Granddad, what were you doing when World War III broke out?” “I was meme-ing and photoshopping pretty hard on Twitter.”
— Marley (@marleybennett)
If it's World War III, do I still have to do my tax return?
— Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) November 24, 2015
Blogger’s dilemma: Not in the mood to write about World War III but bored by everything else in the news
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 24, 2015
My sources tell me that World War III isn't a sequel, it's a total reboot of the human race.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) November 24, 2015