Safety 3rd

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SAFETY IS A SACRED COW THAT NEEDS TIPPING... Be Safe out there, but don't worship the false gods of false security in the name of SAFETY FIRST. You remember, the same gods brought to you by Pfizer to kill the hearts of our young men and women. Be of good courage and trust the living God for your safety and security in this world...and the world to come.

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