Were you a kid in the 1980s? It was a pretty fun decade to be a kid. Being an adult in the 1980s? Uhhh… well? Let’s not talk about that! Not when there’s toys and board games and comic books and McDonald’s Happy Meals!
And that’s exactly what me and my horrifying mustache discovered when we traveled to the home of John-Paul Annunziato. I took a Lyft — just like we did in the ’80s! Just busted out the car phone to call a… car.
Anyway.