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Poet discovers the sun is actually a portal.
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34 Fresh Memes Start World War 3
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I was in a group assigned to hack people to death. I slashed one man in the nape forcing him to fall […]
Here’s the Crazy Sex Benefit That Lasts Longer Than Lithium-Ion—And Doesn’t Explode
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I PRETENDED TO BE A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE DARK TRIAD
Introduction: The Dark Triad is an immoral trifecta of personality traits that result in immense personal power. It grants high social status, tight […]
Matt Damon Says He’s Gone Into Hiding
He disappeared! Is he rejecting you … or is it normal male behavior? A man is sometimes capable of making a woman […]
HOW HANOI’S ANSWER TO GAME OF THRONES IS JUST DR. DRE ON LSD
Who wants to be a billionaire? Just eat acid. That’s all you gotta do. If you believe CNN, that is… Cult leader […]
HOW ANGELA MERKEL THOUGHT SOLDIER BOY WAS A SCIENTOLOGIST FISHMONGER
A German court has deemed that the country’s government is within its rights to watch over the Church of Scientology. But the […]
HOW BERLIN’S VERSION OF TWITTER IS PACKED WITH VIOLATED ROCKET SCIENTISTS
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WE FILMED BRITNEY SPEARS AND A MUSLIM PIRATE FELLATING EACH OTHER
Navy ships are using Britney Spears to scare off Somali pirates. Captains are playing the popstar’s hits at full volume to deter […]
Here’s Why It’s Only the Beginning!
I’m going to keep this brief, because you’re not going to stick around for long. I’ve already lost a bunch of […]
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